Eat sensibly.
Try to cultivate
A varied diet.
Fruit and vegetables are recommended.
Broccoli
Is so disgustingly healthy
That you cannot possibly avoid it.
Do not restrict your dietary intake
To any one of the foods in the following list:
Sherbet,
Treacle,
Sliced lotus root
Or chewing gum.
Do not misconstrue
Alcohol as a vitamin.

Do not share your medications with others
And do not sample theirs, either.
Keep dangerous substances,
Including your personal thoughts,
Well out of the reach of children.
In the case of extreme pain
Your doctor may opt for morphine
Or diamorphine.
But please do not self-prescribe.

Be warned that some herbs
Are serious medicines
And your doctors should be advised
If you are taking them.
Additionally,
There are certain herbs
Which may be illegal in the jurisdiction
In which you are domiciled.

Take exercise regularly.
Be sure to get out of bed
At least once in the course of a day.

Minimize risk.
You have taken your life
To the most serious casino that there is.
Do not make things worse.
This is not the time to be experimenting
With a fresh marriage,
A new job,
Scuba diving,
Bungee jumping
Or Russian roulette.
And always keep in mind this:
A busy road is not a fun park.
Look BOTH ways
Then look again
In the direction of the prevailing traffic,
And only cross when you are ABSOLUTELY SURE
That it is safe.

For the sake of health, underpants
Should be changed at least once in every lunar month.
Toenails,
If never cut,
Will eventually become inconvenient.
Your hair, if never washed,
Will ultimately become attractive to cockroaches.
What else can I tell you?
If a stranger approaches you in a darkened cinema,
Remember that the usher is your friend.
Oh, and ... keep your fingers crossed.